Do Geordies Have Better Luck? · Mar 6, 08:52 PM
So the weather over the weekend was wonderful. It was around 70 degrees with a slight wind (beans not included). A perfect day to sit out on the back deck and finish up some work, right? Wrong.
Bear in mind that if the temperature exceeds 75 degrees in Geordieland, the place comes to a complete stand still under the sweltering temperatures. The weather forecasters bask in the glory and all is right with the world until normal service is resumed and it’s back to normal with ‘it’s cowld enough ootside to freeze yer nuts off’ weather. Thus, my making the most of the perfect temperature in Nashville before the unbearable summer and my Geordie skin melts.
I had just finished saving my document when I noticed some fresh bird poop a few feet away. “That couldn’t happen again” I thought to myself – and sure enough, like a comet sailing down from the sky ready to unleash its impending doom, a big load of bird crap landed right on the keyboard of my MacBook Pro. I just stared in absolute shock – until I realised that the white and black goo that is bird poop, was making its way down into my keyboard. I rushed inside to clean up the mess and it was then that I thanked God. I thanked Him for letting that big pile of bird crap miss my head by inches and land elsewhere.
So fellow Geordies, if the weather seems too good to be true where you are, stay the heck indoors and grab yerself a bottle of broon.
— Lee
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